Sunday, December 12, 2010

Happy Birthday Rajnikanth!!!

Today is Rajnikant’s birthday. So I am dedicating this one to all Rajni’s fans out here.
Enjoy!!! I am sure you would like to read it more than once.

• Rajnikanth ka 1 rupya balcony se gir gaya. Rajnikanth neeche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila. Kyun? Kyunki Rajnikanth rupaye se pahle neeche pahunch gaya.

• Once Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test and rough sheet he used is now known as Oxford dictionary.

• Do you have any idea why in Japan there are frequent earthquakes? Because Rajnikanth lost his mobile in Japan in vibrate mode.

• Once a photo of Rajnikanth was given for xerox and guess what we got two xerox machines.

• Once a guy inserted a c.d. named rajnikanth and guess what, C.P.U. starts rotating around c.d. rom.

• Rajnikanth participated in 100 meters race, obliviously he came first but Einstein died after watching this. Light came second.

• Once Spider man, Superman, Batman, James bond, Ironman Shakitman and Krish all visited Rajnikanth. Do you know which day it was: Teacher’s day.

• Ek baar Rajnikanth and John Abraham ne race lagai. John on his Hybussa and Rajnikant on his bycycle. Do you know who won the race. It is John because slow and steady wins the race.

• Once Rajnikanth was sleeping in a pipe connected to river. He was breathing softly. The whole river water was sucked and discharged to the other end of pipe. Then the concept of pressure running pump invented.

• Rajnikanth went for morning walk and in afternoon police arrests him, why?? Because he reached USA without visa.

• Ek baar Rajnikanth aise hi neend me kuch numbers badbada rahe the. It is now called “Log table”.

• When Rajnikanth switches on his AC without closing the door,winter starts in India.

• Breaking news by NDTV… Hanuman was caught reading Rajnikanth Calisa.

• Galileo used lamp to study, Grahm bell used candle to study, Shakespeare studied in street light, but do you know about Rajnikanth, Only agarbatti.

• Official id of Rajnikanth:

• Khaufnak andheri raat me ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha, ghabra mat ye sab tere dimaag ka waham hai koi Rajnikanth vajnikanth nahi hota.

• Unbelievable love of Rajnikant for his GF. GF: mera koi peccha karte rahta hai. Rajni: ok. Next day, GF: where is my shadow?

• Ronaldo: I can spin a football for 2 hours on my fingers, can u do it? Rajnikanth: How do you think this earth rotate?

• Rajnikanth never wet his bed in childhood, bed itself wept in fear.

• Newton: How to write 4 in between 5. China: joke, Japan: impossible, America: question is wrong, Pakistan: If you ask foolish question, I will kill you, UN: Not found in internet, Rajnikanth: F(IV)E.

Yours additions are welcome.


meherchandan said...

very nice collection of jokes yar.....rajnikant rocks..

Renu said...

good ones!, now I think a book can be published with them, but this man is really awesome, so humble and nice .

zoom said...

sahi hai be mast!!

Few more!

Ek baar rajni ne paan khaa kar ek building par spit kiya.. aaj usko lala quila boltein hai..

einstein- i was a very weak boy in my class. Once i met a grt man rajni who taught me everything.

Did U ever wonder...??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

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My journey said...

Thanks all.
Let me add some more.

1. Nokia is expecting to launch NOKIA R-1 Rajni series in 2011 with 10 sim cards at a time, 2 TB memory, 320 Mega pixel camera, TV, Fridge, AC and care in one mobile.

2. Once upon a time Rajnikanth used tooth powder to get strong teeth, today that powder is used as cement.

3. Breaking news: Facebbok founder Mark Zuckerberg hospitalized with serioud injuries. Rajnikanth poked him on Facebbok.

4. This cant be beaten: Yesterday Rajnikant adpoted 2 elephants, 2 camels, 2 horses from the zoo. Do you know why?? To play chess.

You also keep adding. It refreshes me whenever i read these jokes. :)

sid said...

Rajni: maa tune mujhe gora kyun nahi banaya?
Maa: beta agar main tujhe gora banati toh tu maila ho jata.