Sunday, December 12, 2010

Happy Birthday Rajnikanth!!!

Today is Rajnikant’s birthday. So I am dedicating this one to all Rajni’s fans out here.
Enjoy!!! I am sure you would like to read it more than once.

• Rajnikanth ka 1 rupya balcony se gir gaya. Rajnikanth neeche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila. Kyun? Kyunki Rajnikanth rupaye se pahle neeche pahunch gaya.

• Once Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test and rough sheet he used is now known as Oxford dictionary.

• Do you have any idea why in Japan there are frequent earthquakes? Because Rajnikanth lost his mobile in Japan in vibrate mode.

• Once a photo of Rajnikanth was given for xerox and guess what we got two xerox machines.

• Once a guy inserted a c.d. named rajnikanth and guess what, C.P.U. starts rotating around c.d. rom.

• Rajnikanth participated in 100 meters race, obliviously he came first but Einstein died after watching this. Light came second.

• Once Spider man, Superman, Batman, James bond, Ironman Shakitman and Krish all visited Rajnikanth. Do you know which day it was: Teacher’s day.

• Ek baar Rajnikanth and John Abraham ne race lagai. John on his Hybussa and Rajnikant on his bycycle. Do you know who won the race. It is John because slow and steady wins the race.

• Once Rajnikanth was sleeping in a pipe connected to river. He was breathing softly. The whole river water was sucked and discharged to the other end of pipe. Then the concept of pressure running pump invented.

• Rajnikanth went for morning walk and in afternoon police arrests him, why?? Because he reached USA without visa.

• Ek baar Rajnikanth aise hi neend me kuch numbers badbada rahe the. It is now called “Log table”.

• When Rajnikanth switches on his AC without closing the door,winter starts in India.

• Breaking news by NDTV… Hanuman was caught reading Rajnikanth Calisa.

• Galileo used lamp to study, Grahm bell used candle to study, Shakespeare studied in street light, but do you know about Rajnikanth, Only agarbatti.

• Official id of Rajnikanth:

• Khaufnak andheri raat me ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha, ghabra mat ye sab tere dimaag ka waham hai koi Rajnikanth vajnikanth nahi hota.

• Unbelievable love of Rajnikant for his GF. GF: mera koi peccha karte rahta hai. Rajni: ok. Next day, GF: where is my shadow?

• Ronaldo: I can spin a football for 2 hours on my fingers, can u do it? Rajnikanth: How do you think this earth rotate?

• Rajnikanth never wet his bed in childhood, bed itself wept in fear.

• Newton: How to write 4 in between 5. China: joke, Japan: impossible, America: question is wrong, Pakistan: If you ask foolish question, I will kill you, UN: Not found in internet, Rajnikanth: F(IV)E.

Yours additions are welcome.


Q: If you ask to take one person’s name randomly then who would that be?
A: After my dad, the name would be Sachin Tendulkar.

Q: A celebrity you want to have dinner with?
A: J.K. Rowling.

Q: Who do you think would be the trump card for CWC 2011?
A: Apart from Sachin, Indian performance would highly depend on Sehwag and Zaheer Khan.

Q: How do you find Bengali people?
A: Don’t be racist yaar, they are Indian first. But yes they are honest people.

Q: How was the weekend?
A: Boring, had to go to office on Saturday too. :@

Q: How is your job going?
A: Better donk ask, seriously if there is work in IT world it is hell (literally)!!

Q: Which book are you reading currently?
A: An epic: India after Gandhi by Ramchandra Guha.

Q: What are you doing right now?
A: I am remembering my old college days, feeling nostalgic.

Q: Why do you want to live?
A: Serious question, hmmm….. to make others life easy as much as possible for me.

Q: Is there any absolute truth?
A: I think no. it is all relative.

Q: what is the biggest threat on mankind?
A: I think terrorism is gonna be a very big problem if it is not addressed very soon.

Q: How was the day?
A: Good, feeling nice, talked to many college friends!

Q: Is it possible to live without love?
A: No, now it is up to you to think about family love or your lover’s love.

Q: Do you feel dejected if you don’t get something?
A: No, you only get what is ordained for you. So if I don’t get it I assume that it is not the right time.

Q: What is the New Year’s plan?
A: Planning for a Puri trip. Havent stamped it yet though.

Q: what are the pre-requisite of a happy life?
A: If your actions are not influenced by others then you are a happy man. But it is also true that we feel sad because of others happiness.

Raise your standard but don’t try to raise your identity.

Signing off
Anil Anuragi
Ready for the test match!! :(  (Ohh no this time Saturday too)